Why I love my family

Other than the fact that they are hella cool, tonight for dinner I was given just about 1/2 of a buffalo burger! It was heavenly. Ok so it was mixed with 93% beef, but it still ruled and so do they for saving me some. If only it was burgers every night, and steamed rice and veggies every day for lunch.

Poop in thier shoes?

I am just about a week into this new "hairdo." My attitude is not so great. I enjoyed the hairs dragging on the floor and miss it greatly. I look like a cross between a sheared sheep and a cotton ball on a bad hair day! Maybe once it grows out more I will like it, but right now I sit and plot revenge, and bark differing times of the night to scare the hell out of them. Otherwise at night, I sit and wonder if I should poop in their shoes. Honestly if I had a pair I would, but for some reason they removed them. At least my hair grows fast!


Reflecting

The whole sheep thing...

Paws will grow out fast.

Plotting...just plotting!